December 2011
off to sarah’s!
see you in the new year, tumblr!
“BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
like, it is NOT my fault that her bank froze her account it really isn’t, so why come to ME for money? i don’t care that you’ll pay me back, it just…ugh. srsly
you know what mum
i would give you the £60 you need
but i only have £200 in my account
omg and now she’s taking a hissy fit
omg this is why i hate having money when i’m at home
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genuinely cant stop watching the hunger games trailer
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
shayna omg your mother in the background and i just can’t
this is right up there with LUDA
Watchshanyewest:
“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU” - my mother
omg that was perf
conor
katemccannsbabysittingclub:
colly-:
katemccannsbabysittingclub:
colly-:
wat
that pic of me
why was it saved
because its hilarious.
shanyewest:
Cuntbarf is full of daddy issues
The girl has genitals tattooed on her body
Lawd
conor
katemccannsbabysittingclub:
colly-:
wat
that pic of me
why was it saved
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conor
aidan by no means is cuntbarf a milf
between rooney mara and cuntbarf, you’ve got a shit taste in females
katemccannsbabysittingclub:
Aidan, Cuntbarf is NOT a milf omg.
cuntbarf is everything i hate in humanity and more
katemccannsbabysittingclub:
“It’s not my fault I’ve a heavy flow and a wide-set vagaina”
katemccannsbabysittingclub:
The thing about it is, does she squat over a jar for 5 days?
Or rings out her tampons?
idk.
shanyewest:
CUNTBARF NEEDS JESUS
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jake go to sleep you’ve probably got work tomo-
wait
it’s saturday
….nevermind
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CONOR
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT IS VILE
WHY THE FUCK
AUGH AUGH OH MY GOD
naughtynun:
katemccannsbabysittingclub:
colly-:
naughtynun:
conor
i think it’s time to post that picture
whatever it is if you do it i’ll commit mass genocide
I posted THAT picture yesterday though.
yeah post it again tho its relevant
aidan
conor
im srs
this is my srs face
im srs whatever it is im srs dont do it i am srs
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just clicked a followers name
model that was in dazed and confused
proper weird since i’ve seen him in it
haaaaaay
oh and my friend on my course was in it too how weird
anyways
naughtynun:
conor
i think it’s time to post that picture
whatever it is if you do it i’ll commit mass genocide
alice get on facebook chat or imessage me or something
garyfuckingoak:
i would give you all my savings if you drank all 45 oz of cuntbarfs period blood
no seriously it’s nothing but periods and blood and just women’s problems
and she made menstrual blood cookies
menstrual
blood
cookies
she got a tattoo of a vagina being opened up
and she has a baby son
poor bastard
the only reason i wouldn’t go to sarah’s party is because the only people i’d know are alice and lora and even tho i love them to bits because they’re my little chickens the amount of overbearing and completely heterosexual males that will be there is putting the fear of being judged for who i am back in to me
and i just got rid of it
that menstrual blood jar thing is repulsive
but the image she attached is hilarious it looks like she’s saying ‘To bleed, or not to bleed, that is the question.’
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
katemccannsbabysittingclub:
jesusjack:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
what
omg.
I ask my friends to keep their period in a jar for me...
naughtynun replied to your post: naughtynun replied to your post: do i go to…
dont panic if u hear a massive cracking noise its just my heart
naughtynun replied to your post: do i go to sarah’s birthday or stay at home alone…
when is it omg im gonna be heart broken if i cant go
um tonight
do i go to sarah’s birthday
or stay at home alone for new year’s
okay colin
don’t get any ideas
don’t get a single one
it’s just someone being nice
think nothing of it
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